It has to be done

Bad Grandma:  I think we should get Junior drunk today

                        (Junior perks up)

Moonshine:       No, I don't think so

                        (Junior looks at Moonshine)

Bad Grandma:  Why not?

                        (Junior looks at Bad Grandma)

Moonshine:       He's 17

                        (Junior looks deflated)

Bad Grandma:  So. It has to be done. Better late than never.

Moonshine:       No

                         (Junior skulks out of room)

Bad Grandma cracks open a Corona left in the freezer too long.

Fuckin' A

 Moonshine:    It's only 10am

Bad Grandma:    Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning