Monday, April 25, 2016

Small Claims for My Face Contouring

Gramma

It has been eight weeks since the lower face lift.  My chin/neck waddle is shrinking.  Unfortunately, I had to have my drivers license picture taken without the final result.  I am waiting on my passport.  I still have a few months left on that. 

I can sleep on my ears again without pain.  Until now, the stitches behind them pulled and pinched.  I think all the stitches have dissolved.  My face is thinning.  I go back to Dr. Jess in six weeks.  She will use an injectable to soften the lines around my eyes, what is left of the jowls and the lines on the sides of my nose.  I don't have money for this, but I will find it somewhere. 

I am taking the renter to small claims court.  For the two-thousand five hundred limit on the expressway to small claims I will file there.  It will take less time to get in and time is of the essence.  I could claim enough damage to go to the next level of fifteen thousand, but this will be a longer wait and more difficult to collect. 

She has removed the shades, the crank-outs for the windows, painted rooms without permission and not returned them to a neutral color,  There is damage to the carpet where she tried to iron out a large puddle of candle wax and it smells like cat.  She had this obese woodtick looking cat that dropped poop whenever it walked,   There is wax dripped into the four-thousand dollar Steffes heat storage unit.  It will need to be replaced. Then there are the doors and the pantry shelves. 

She has left a piano behind.  I have a good mind to have it dropped in her mother's driveway.  I wish I had known the Sherriff was in the yard to facilitate picking up the pod.  I would have reported the stolen door all the way in the back of it.   Lucky for me I was dressed so I could follow Jodi to her  mother's house and get the address for filing. 

The basic replacements and repairs will easily reach the first limit.  Jodi will probably lose her job at the hospital or quit after the call I made to report her marijuana use.  So I will offer her another reduction of five-hundred dollars if she will pay up before court.  She can borrow the money from her mother or sister.  I will do the repairs myself and use the rest for my face.  I hope the stolen door is worth it to her. 

Meanwhile, I am working on my gunt, the gut that hangs over the girl stuff.  My diet includes hard boiled eggs, fruits and vegetables, mostly celery.  I keep the sugar down, but it is necessary for my sanity.  I had a steak and two eggs yesterday, along with a Snickers bar.  I am down another two pounds overnight for a total of eight pounds.  I am halfway to where I thought I was fat before.  I gave birth at lower weights.  I am shooting for one size down, a ten.  The tough part is doing without beer. 

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